How do you brand yourself giddy?

I just thought it might be interesting, anyone get an almost harmless method (serious please).How do you brand yourself giddy?
sometimes you might not get up up. it's not a good hypothesis to try especially if youre alone..
hold your breath
bend over between your thighs and breath in and out drastically heavily and you will feel pretty lightheaded
your first have to label yourself throw-up about 5 times after you spin yourself 100 times!ease as 123!
bottle of chloroform? Wet a cloth next to the chloroform and hold it up to your nose. It'll knock you out lickety-split.
I am not responsible for any stable damage to your brain from the effect of this...